How do you get immediate pain relief for ear pain?

I've heard of garlic, lavender, collodial silver. I tried some oil of oregano and garlic, hydrogen peroxide, sudafed, ibruprofen, nasal spray and I'm not getting relief. On a weekend, I would only be able to go to the ER which would be a really wasteful thing to do. I don't have a fever and my eardrum has not exploded - yet.